Imagine a bold and unmistakable way to declare the two non-negotiables that get you out of bed and keep you human: Jesus and coffee. This is it. A cheerful little coffee cup stands proudly in front of you, steam rising like answered prayers. It holds a hand-scrawled sign that reads “COFFEE” with the biggest, most contagious smile you’ve ever seen. Turn it around, and the back delivers the punchline in no uncertain terms: “Give me Jesus and Coffee. Nothing else required. Nothing else accepted.” It’s a perfect blend of testimony and survival mantra, ideal for anyone whose daily devotion begins with the gospel and a perfect pour or espresso shot. Wear your priorities, drink from your priorities, and live your priorities. Because some truths are too important to keep quiet, and some mornings are too brutal to face without both.